Candles & Matches

You're Buggin The Shit Outta Me Outdoor CandleScent: Citronella & Citrus Keep the annoying pests at bay and tell them, "You're Buggin' The Shit...

You Know What Rhymes With Camping? Alcohol! Outdoor CandleScent: Cabernet All Day Add a touch of sophistication and humor to your camping experienc...

Its Already Been A Day... Scent: Cabernet All Day It's wine time... because it's not good to keep things bottled up! True wine connoisseurs enjoy w...

She Believed She Could...But Was Really Tired Scent: Cosmic Dreams Celebrate the strength and resilience of tired warriors with our She Believed Sh...

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Scent: Nag Champa & Lotus Celebrate the power of women who challenge the status quo with our Well Behave...

Scentsored Frooty Loops Scent: Frooty Loops Make a statement with [SCENTSORED] Frooty Loops - Snark-free Candle! Enjoy a bright, fresh fruity scent...

I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most People Scent: Frooty Loops Celebrate the unconditional love you have for your fur babies with our I Love My Fur...

Group Text Shit Talking Scent: Berry Bellini Experience the essence of playful banter and secret confessions with our Group Text Shit Talking candl...

Warr;or Infused with "Strength" Scent: Rebel Rose

Happy Birthday!   Infused With "All The Celebrations!" Scent: Cosmic Dreams

Will You Hold My Dress While I Pee Infused with "Maid Of Honor Duties" Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

I'm Sorry My Kid Is The Reason Infused with "An Entire Bottle Of Wine" Scent: Cabernet All Day (Sweet Red Wine)

My Dog & I Talk Shit About You  Infused with "Profile Stalking" Cedar & Bourbon

Because Men Like Candles Too Infused With "Masculinity & Ambience" Scent Cedar & Bourbon

Cozy Nights By The Fire Infused with "Big Log Energy" Scent: Bonfire

May The Bridges I Burn Light Infused with "A Sense Of Defiance" Scent: Bonfire

STFU! I'm Reading Infused with "Escaping Reality" Scent: Blueberry Cobbler

Garden Hoe  Infused With Love "Dirty Thoughts" Scent: Citrus & Sage

Drink Your Fucking Water!  Infused With "Love & Hydration" Scent: Moxie

Coffee 'Till Cocktails Infused with "An Appropriate Coping Mechanism" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self (Coffee & Whipped Cream)

Fuck Around & Find Out Infused with Playing Stupid Games & Winning Stupid Prizes! Scent: Cedar & Bourbon

We're A Malicious Match Matches Light a spark with these Fancy AF snarky-chic matches!  Our best-selling Blow Me! Matches are back, with a complete...

Let's Get Lit! Matches Light a spark with these Fancy AF snarky-chic matches!  Our best-selling Blow Me! Matches are back, with a completely redesi...

You Strike My Fancy! Matches Light a spark with these Fancy AF snarky-chic matches!  Our best-selling Blow Me! Matches are back, with a completely ...

Blow Me! Matches Light a spark with these Fancy AF snarky-chic matches!  Our best-selling Blow Me! Matches are back, with a completely redesigned b...

Happy Alcoholidays Infused With - 'Inadequacy & Guilt" Scent: Bad Santa

Proud Gen X  Infused With "Fierce Independence" Scent: Take A Hike

Proud Millennial  Infused With "Frugally Living The Dream" Scent: Cabernet All Day

Family. Food. Football. Fall. Infused With "Leggings, Scarves, Boots, & Pumpkin Everything!" Scent: Pumpkin Spice Latte

Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest Infused With: "No Shame. Like...None." Scent: Bad Santa

All I Do Is Win Infused With "The Tears Of My Opponents" Scent: Cedar & Bourbon